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My Birthday Treat..x

My Birthday Treat..x

Many thanks for your best wishes You know I appreciate I'll be home a little early You've ensured I won't be late! Forget about the muffin I'm sure its nice and sweet Only one thing, on my mind For my sexy birthday treat! Fuck it I'm the BOSS Why am I still at work Can't believe I'm still here Typing like a jerk! Don't worry sexy I'm locking up the shop And as its my birthday YOU can start on top!...X

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BLOSSOM

Lol!! Hope you enjoy Jason, sounds like you're in for a night of fun :)x

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Jason Lee

So did I !!!! Got home at 531 and the buggers gone out leaving me a can of Stella and a microwave meal for one !!!!! X;

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