Poem -

My Brain Box

My Brain

My Brain is like a computer
The fan is on the blink
Its always on the rev
I can never stop ā€˜on think’

I reckon I’ll have problems
Further down the line
But at the moment I seem
Quite healthy & I feel just fine

I had a cat scan years ago
Twas coz I got a pain
I got a lumber puncture
Oh my God I won’t have that again

But the pain was down to stress
We had gypsys on our land
These blighters caused me suffering & were getting out of hand

But we got police protection
It only lasted overnight
They came to some compromise
So they fled without a fight

So getting back to my brain box
Thats in the top of my head
I really wish it had a switch
I would turn it off in bed

It is a nuisance & a pest
I don’t get any sleep
I dose off for only minutes
Then I end up counting sheep

So if you find a remedy
Please can you get in touch
I’d beĀ  greatful for your wise advise
I’d thank you Oh so much

Goodnight everyone with insomnia
I wish you a sweet dream
& if it is a lovely one
You will be like theĀ 
Cat thats got its cream :)
Ā 

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