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My cat Boo

My cat Boo

I love my cat 
he's really great
he makes me feel welcome
and knows when I'm late
he crys when I leave him
and when I arrive
he makes a noise
that sounds like delight
he like to sit on my shoulder 
like a parrot
he will eat anything
even a carrot
but when I'm sad 
he knows what to do
he takes my mind off it 
by having a poo on my shoe.

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Nigel Cresswell...

Oh what a lovely, considerate moggy. Puddle would learn yoga if it meant getting the turd right inside the bloody shoe.

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