Poem -

Being a women

Being a women

Life's not easy for us girls
men think it's all about wearing pearls 
school is awful unless your pretty
boys have it easy, just be a bit witty
when periods first come
and we haven't been warned
go swimming with school
and come on in the pool
red trailing behind you
and nowhere to hide
this happened to be
and I nearly died 
and as I climb out
so did my cavity
i just ran
to the nearest lavatory 
but there I did not find 
a tampax at all
and my teacher shouting
we need you again after all
and  no one had noticed 
a big phew I made
but could I hold it in
to get my grade
i  squeezed my thighs 
and hoped for the best
got my grade
well impressed 

 

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