Poem -

Can anyone tell Ive just come in my pants

author
Sarah Critchley
Can anyone tell Ive just come in my pants

i didn't put on knickers
and my jeans are rubbing me off
trying to walk so it doesn't 
make me jack off
but sometimes the walk 
cannot stop it
and in my pants
i pop it

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Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
Topic: 
Humour
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