MY FIVE STAR HOTEL EXPERIENCE

I expected comfort and luxury in a five star hotel  
Instead the drains let off an unwelcome smell 
The service given by the waiters was awful too 
I was treated with contempt like something stuck on a shoe  

Don't mention the meals they were undercooked and cold  
When I went to the bar warm drinks were being sold 
How this hotel got a five star rating I do not know 
It reminds me so much of a worn out ghetto  

Stay clear of this hotel if you want my advice 
I think this poem proves it's not particularly nice