My Ghoul
Grave diggerβs daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly dug from the cemetery pool
Teenage zombie, beauty queen,
Selling her daddy for pickled spleen
Hopelessly devoted to her rank beau,
Prime for love-bites all in a row.
Never lose your heart to a ghoul
Sheβll eat it fetidΒ a golden rule
Graveyard dining is all the rage,
Cadavers taste best via little age.
Cleaning her teeth with femur bone,
Vigilant for a passΓ© tombstone.
Marinated with formaldehyde
Preserving drippings ripe inside
Grave diggerβs daughter freshly dug
Just a warning, donβt offer a hug.
Munching on ladyfingers, beggar-toes
Shopping the plots all in rows
On a marker post a plaque,
"Iβm not meant for a midnight snack!"
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Happy Halloween all
Brilliant stuff Lisa, I hope you have more to come for Halloween. Thoroughly enjoyed.
- Syd xoΒ
thank you, Syd. glad you enjoyed the humor.
LOL!! LOL!!.....hey LISA!!......this is friggin' brilliant!.......some awesome phrasing to allow the reader just enough room to fall off of their chair ? ~Β
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there are so many great lines, phrases, and images in this piece that over all it's quite overwhelming in a humorously poetic fashion......Kick ass write dear poet sister!!......ALL STARS!!......hugs n high fives girlfriend!!.......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.....T xo ?β΄????β΄β€
Ps. I HAD to PIN this......gotta show it to a couple of friends!! ?Β ?
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I'mΒ so glad you enjoyed it Tony the more you show it the more people will buy my books. make sure to tell them where to buy my books. only on Amazon Darkly Divine Vol I and II by Lisa Cooper lol
very good..made me chuckle.
T
Thank you T. I appreciate your stopping by to comment
Love a good Halloween piece!! well done LisaΒ xx
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thank you Ana!
Very cool! Nice one! Excellent! !!βΊ
Thank you John