My pet and the witch

Chapter
6
My Pet and the Witch

There he was alone in the dark
No one about as he walked in the park
It was cold and windy he checked the time it was midnight
The Moon came out of the clouds it was full and bright 
It was so quiet that you could hear your own heartbeat 
Go thump thump then he sneezed and he fell on his feet
His skin crawled itchy he looked down nothing there scary
Not even crickets were chirping he thinks that he must be wary
He entered the cemetery noticed that gate was ajar
He sensed being watched from afar 
Strange things have happened here that appear
To be unexplained and unnatural to the eyes and ears
But he knew the reason for she caught him twice
If she catches him again he would have to pay the price 
Flashlight suddenly went poof he became cold as ice
He could not move until he saw those two little mice
Dam then there was a loud scream
That made him piss a stream
the noise seemed very near
And he ran that way in fear  
It was dark and he could not see
And bang he ran into a tree
Ouch as he fell onto the ground
It was wet and cold as he lay there without a sound
He got up slowly and looked about but it looked gloomy
The cemetery was once again quiet and roomy
An owl flew overhead
He wished he just stayed in bed
What about that scream 
Sounded like it was from a dream 
Or an old movie from a drive inn
There in sky was figure as big as a pin
She was floating in the air 
Flying her broom with her fiery red hair
There was the witch she was flying her broom tonight
She was green with a long nose and has sharp teeth that bite
She let out another screech 
She then flew out of reach
The witch let out a belch like a rude married groom
As she flew way up high to get more room
He quickly got his camera and snap
She turn her head and crap
Omg he stared for a few sec then ran
But the witch was faster and caught this man
Without any trouble she waved her wand and had him tied up with a snake
She then tossed him into a nearby lake
He was all wet but the snake was gone as he walked out 
But she was still there he wanted to pout
As she came closer she said you were told not to come back
He gasped dont hurt me you ugly witch and without a word she put him in a sack
He woke to locked bars and three walls
It was dark and cold and he had frozen balls 
Then i heard a noise as witch came down the stairs
I told you not to come back now you have to pay the fare
You old ugly hag he said I will get out of here
And when I do I will chase you down from here to there 
Ah ahh ahhh you won't leave until you pay your debt
Until then you will be my pet
Ah ahh ahhh
Now pet take a bath you stink 
she waved her wand and he was dropped into a tub of hot water that was pink
He yelled I get you crazy ugly bitch
Then I will beat you until it you let me pass you witch
This went on for weeks he served her every need
The witch was getting used to having him around go get my weed
He was quick and handsome as he brought her pipe and seed
Pet you been good so far I have nothing to complain about thee
Thank you your ugliness for not whipping me 
As the months rolled on he was falling in love with the witch
He thought she was beautiful if she could just switch
That green head that was so hideous she would be very sexy
Then one night the witch called for her dog lexy
When Lexi came to momma the witch bent over and fell
Pet was immediately there to pick her up he then carried her to bed then he gave her a bell
To ring if she needed some tea
With that she knew she had to set him free 
Someday she would be sad to see him leave her crown
The very next day she had him scrub the whole castle down
This place is dirty pet make it shine
Yes your ugliness I must learn how to keep this castle fine 
Nothing you know will help you learn to clean
So you will scrub this castle inside and out because I am mean
You will do this everyday all day 
Until you learn how to make this castle glow this is all I will say
So every day and he would clean from the bottom to the top 
He looked at a mirror one day he was buff ready to pop
Then one day all the glass began to shine and glow
The witch knew it was time to let him go
My pet the day has come to set you free 
You have paid your debt to me
Now you must go home away from me to the valley below 
He told her no this was the first he disobeyed he would not go
She said she would turn him into a bongo 
Where she would beat him every day like taking a pill
So he left and since he has been gone a year over the hill 
When he returned no one knew that he was even missing
So no one even began kissing
So he slammed his door and began pissing
Now the witch didn't fare much better
She even thought of writing a letter
It was too quiet in the castle it drove her nuts
She would go to the market to get some elixir for cuts
She never went in a week ran into a month and then a year
She said screw this I am a witch I Have nothing to fear
She got on her broom then went zoom
Now the old ways you only flew at night on your broom
But she forgot and was flying in the light
Then bang bong poof and down she went like a kite
Everyone was happy as can be for the witch today was brought down
She was paraded for all to see in town
Laughing and poking and jabbing the witch as she lay
She yelled I get my wand back and I make you all pay
He kept to himself in his room 
But he heard the crowd and cannon go boom
He went out to see and to his surprise the witch was being taken to jail
The crowd kept chanting burn burn burn there will be no bail
He crept up to her and she saw him for the first time
She smile and said take a look at the witch for a dime
She whispered my pet go get the spare wand as fast as you can
Bring back here before they burn me in a pan
Off he went to her castle far away
Never looking back for fear he would  lose his way
The crowd was chanting burn burn burn and the pan was filled and the fire was lit
Oh no he said I am not fast enough as he saw the smoke rising from the pit
Then a miracle happen out of nowhere  
The broom swept him up as he growled like a bear 
The broom took him to get the wand for the witch 
Faster than any other time the broom went zoom and almost into a ditch
Arrived at the castle he grabbed the wand
Jumped back on the broom to get back to the ugly bitch
The town had the fire going and they were chanting time to cook a witch
She yells or belches. At least I don't live in a ditch
If you burn me I swear I’ll be back and I will curse you all
But out of nowhere her broom swoops down for him to call
Your ugliness here is your wand tossed it to her like a ball
She caught her wand and she broke her bonds and can now see
The crowd begins to scream run run she has been set free
He runs up to her don't hurt them my ugliness I beg thee
And he kissed the witch for all to see.
All of a sudden a blinding light shines brightly
And when the light goes out the witch did not look frightly
In fact her beauty is beyond compare
They turn and kissed again and that made the crowd stare
Then they all screamed the witch is dead the witch is dead
A beautiful princess instead
The band starts playing
Everyone starts dancing 
The wicked green witch is dead
The wicked green witch is dead
The beauty turn to her pet and smiled because the wicked green witch is dead
Instead a pet and a beauty is wed