I'm very angry and you'd better believe that it's no joke.
My goat ate my winning lottery ticket and now I'm broke.
She ate a lottery ticket that was worth nearly twenty million dollars.
I shoved a stick up that goat's ass and you should've heard her holler.
She bit my thumb off so I shoved a firecracker down her throat.
I gave a serious case of heartburn to that stupid nanny goat.
That goat has forced me to remain poor and I hate her with all of my might.
I'm having a barbecue and my family and I will be dining on goat tonight.
(This poem is fictional)