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NAUGHTY BUT NICE

NAUGHTY BUT NICE

So naughty but deliciously nice,
Jam and cream cakes in individual slice, 
Doughnuts and Danish pastries all with cream, 
all deliciously tempting even for a Queen, 

What is your favourite, as mine is, the Chocolate Eclair,
Oozing with cream and chocolate that is my fayre,
Chelsea buns with Icing on top, 
is many a favourite in any cake shop,

Carrot cake and Gingerbread men,
it's all very tempting for my neighbour Gwen,
Apple Turnovers, are a delicious must ,
Slices of apple, fresh cream is something I lust.

You might fancy a Strawberry or BlackBerry Tart,
All very tempting and naughty, laid out nicely on the cart ,
So whichever you choose, enjoy with gusto, 
Because anything will taste better ,,than an old smelly potato. 

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Audrey youde

Ahhhh thank you Kieran,, I love a comment from the master x

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