The Navalites

They call themselves the Navalites;

They understand its might.

None other than the navel,

Do they worship day and night.

With everything they say,

And everything they do,

They know that it is great,

And think that we should too.

They might not seem real,

And you think that I’m a skeptic.

But I met them once,

And they taught me omphaloskepsis.

They showed me its great power,

The real window to the soul.

And I discovered  they were right,

When I looked into the hole.

So they call themselves the Navalites,

This is all so true.

To look inside your soul,

Just do what  they do.