Poem -

the new word "Wencez"

the new word "Wencez"

there once was a boy named Jonny the nerd

he spent every day with his best friend Albert

he loved dictionaries, he loved every word.

he read during math time, now ain't that absurd.

he dreamed of white numbers jumping over fences.

he laughed when he heard words written in wrong tenses.

he seemed so abnormal, has he lost his senses?

he thought of a new look he liked to call "Wencez"

the reason for why johny thought of this look;

has a secret answer, now go ask his cook.

he couldn't find rhymes in his rhyming book

so he made something up just like this word "zook"

alright, no more rhyming.

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