tickle my finger

~~My ticklish finger;
The entrance to my laugh
Has a super special sensor
And a dedicated staff.
When I try to touch my seashells
And I linger for some time
You can drop for me a dime
For I need bail for my crime.
Laughing is illegal, see,
But I cant control my glee.
When I touch a simple tree
I feel jelly as my knee.
I can roll in rowdy chuckles,
I can chew up all my knuckles
Cuz my fingers ticklish,
Even more than my clown fish.
Now I’m stuck behind strong bars,
Having laughed a bit too loud.
Ticklish finger feeling happy
Breaking rules sure makes him proud.

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