Newly Discovered Shrunken Heads

Heard of an Aquilegia plant... me neither, ain't no trivia dude
Trust me, have I ever lied to you before?
This plant's seed pods are like perfectly formed little skulls
Amazing all the secrets the world has in store

Might find I'm a rare species of ancient neanderkooks
Go down in history books as a throwback
To when dinosaurs roamed, hung out on Friday nights
And the females... phew! talk about stacked!

Bet you think I'm making this up, check out Google
Search for 'neanderkooks', look for my mug!!!
Control yourselves ladies, I understand your excitement
Trust me, I'm still pretty good at jitterbug

Now that was really uncalled for, ask your forgiveness
As we age, we don't know right from wrong
Is it still okay to molest young female college students
Or do we wind up with a real friendly throng

Went off the rails for a bit, back to these shrunken heads
Remind me of certain body parts as we age
Shrunken appendages are more common among us gents
But average and me don't really relate