No Smoke without Fire

I had,
the overpowering sensation,
To smoke a Cuban .
Just for the satisfaction
of knowing..
What they are..
Being a non smoker
my entire life..
It seems strange
to desire..such
an enormous
cigar..
But, once curiosity
it stirred it needs
to be quenched..
So I purchased the beast,
rolled on the bronzed
thighs of exotic maidens..
and gave it my best shot..
The last male bastion..
puffing on a monstrosity
that tastes like cold tea..
and navigating my
automatic throttle stop..
to prevent inhalation..
It's just a huge ' poser '
Anyone can do it..
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