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Nostalgia For Yesteryear Of Boyhood

Nostalgia For Yesteryear Of Boyhood

(alternately titled: whipping and pommel ling
das soar addle brain)

My most recent deuce score
plus three bajillion ban
an nah ram ma orbitz
squared bob sponge pants

day of birth passed uneventfully –
(round el sol) saw me dan
sing around one average star, which Evan
chilly wool worth hilly exhibit

death throe tulle pan
dum mo' knee yum -
becoming a black hole sun,
when photon illumination

totally tubularly blinks
out more'n Knots Lan
ding all countries
with exception of Japan

(if only for explicit purpose
of this poem) can
did lee stated fan
silly free and foot loose

to appease the ghost of Ivan
the Terrible, who would
phish she shuss lee
never fin hush his

rage against the machine
foaming at the mouth
asper gar non sequitur
spoiler alert hint

aye made debut 13th of Jan)
and now for no rhyme,
nor reason mention
nothing (by the way)

written thus far tan
gent shill to the square
of hide bound
Halliburton Hippopotamus,
whose first name
Horton doth move in clan

destine fashion, oh...and nope
definitely not related
to ancestors of Kublai Khan
whose nickname Lloyd
though, whoa, wow,
and yikes quite a time span

'tween that Mongol
consigning, conning, and condemning
“FAKE” deplorable trump
ping app Paul

ling Peters to Azkaban
nonetheless, aye never aver
witnessed no fanfare
for this common (c'mon) man

lettuce high tail gangnam style to San
Mateo (matt er factly
founded, settled, and
populated by Scottish
donning Harris tweed
a hop, skip and jump by van
from this yan
key dude dull who lives ian
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania.
 

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