Not Yer Fancy Highfalutin' Writer

I write about everyday happenings

That's my style and I'm sticking with it

I'm not yer fancy, highfalutin' writer

Down to earth stuff is what I emit

I sometimes get naughty, God forbid

Try to keep it down to a minimum

A fine old gentleman from way up north

An honourable upstanding citizen

Have you had enough, are you feeling ill

So sorry, but I really must emote

I'm a Leo you know so don't blame me

Not responsible if I sometimes gloat

A handsome devil, I'll give you that

Learned to live with girlie's attention

Quite like it, makes me feel kinda frisky

And relieves my sexual tension

So that's me, I'm just an ordinary fellow

Not yer fancy, highfalutin' writer

Stick to the basics, just ordinary stuff

Known as a lover, not as a fighter