Poem -
Obstruction
Donald Trump went to see his doctor
Complaining of constant stomach pain
He said “I think that I’ve got an ulcer”
Another lie he feigned
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After his thorough examination
The doctor said “That really is not it”
“Mr. Trump, You have a large obstruction”
“You are actually quite full of shit”
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Inspired by Donald Trump’s Hero
Pinocchio
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Comments
I love it my Larry, well done for making me chuckle this morning. I adore your sense of humour. You have written superb pieces about that stupid twit and I`m bloody proud of you kiddo.
I adore you both very much
God bless you both and give my Linda and Cody a great big hug for me and lots of kisses too and ask Linda to do the same to you for me.
I love you both
G xx
My Dear G,
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Here in the States in the 1970's, there were some horror movies made about a little imp named Chuckie, that were terrifying. Now, in the present day, we have the larger version of him called "Trumpie". But unlike his predecessor, we are quickly learning how to thwart his every move, and instead of cringing in fear, many of us are "Chuckling" with you. I give you now a Haiku.
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There is a dumb twit
A well known stupid nitwit
That soon will be gone
We both love you very much, and are so thankful about how you truly care for our country. Trump is the most hated President in our history, and brilliant minds are now at work to topple his "Donald Duck Dynasty".
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All our Love,
Linda and Larry xxx
MAGA not. Funny piece.
Hi James,
So nice to meet you. I see when it comes to "Putin's Puppet", we are on the same page. I must read some of my astute new acquaintance's poetry, which I will do shortly.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Ha ha. Brilliant!
Hi Waynehead,
Thank you so much. If only that moron was too.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Although, i have plenty pf political views, i have kept that out of my poetry space but this one was funny and very swift! Nice piece! ??
Hi Nathan,
So nice to meet you. I too, kept politics out of my poetry, until somehow, this moron got the Republican nomination to run for President. Never dreaming he would win, I started my anti-Trump campaign. Yet, somehow my country elected this ignorant, self serving misogynist. He thinks he has had the last laugh, but it is me who will be smiling when his fat ass gets impeached. Thank you for your kind words, and I'm going to check out your site now.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx