Off Lining

In my current non connectivity
static state of locked out panic 
I seek remedy for my ignorance
by interfacing with enlightened
tech gurus of the 21st Century

Scrolling through
the assistance thickets
I click on a support link
that may be my restoration ticket
to connectivity happiness

Surely one of these mystical 
modern day Brahmins
can restore my connection
to cyber civilization

After hours of futility
failing to communicate
with these mystics
due to my lack of fluency
in the new computer terminology 
off the grid me
had an epiphany

I DON'T NEED THIS

I was so much happier
in the slower paced
the primitive pre-techy era

Now I live life unplugged
off the invasive grid

Perhaps someday
you will go overload too
and come join me
for a cup of coffee
and human conversation
at that quaint cafe
down by the lake