Off the Board

Place your bets
with arrogant confidence
The odds rarely favor
those who roll with desperation
But be advised
Lady Luck
is such a fickle mistress
I took her on a date
to the equine bank
for a major withdrawal
The allure
of the race track
would surely
put my love in the mood
Playing the odds
Letting it ride
on the swiftest Pegasus
Here they come in a line
The post parade on display
to assist the gambling congregation
of rogues and degenerate sinners
with the task of anointing a winner
Fortunately for me
I got a hot tip
from a guy
with knowing eyes
who knew
someone
who
knew something
Inside dope
Telling whispers
The stuff of glorious fantasies
So I bet it all
on the gray
Number 5
on the program
And they're off!!
Once around the loop
they make their fateful trip
A thunderous cacophony
of hammering hooves
pounding the oval strip
Down the stretch
the screams of dreamers
bring them home
Photo finish!!!
We live and die
by chance
and all the
vagaries
of circumstance
Today I died
Took a fall
on a sure thing
that wasn't
so sure
after all
Lady Luck took her limo
and returned to her palatial home
While I trudged back
to my humble shack
broke and alone

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