OH! SUCH IS LIFE!!

1, Can you cry under water?

2, Do fish ever get thirsty?

3, Why don`t birds fall off the trees when they sleep?

4, Why is it called a building when it`s already built?

5, When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

6, If money doesn`t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

7, Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

8, Why doesn`t glue stick to its bottle?

9, Why is what you`ve lost always in the last place you look?

10, Why does the water only ever come half way up a duck?

G xx