Oi wot' about me???

I 'ave this little problem see, 'cos I likes writin' poetry,

but sumfink must be on the blink ,'n no.... it ain't me kitchen sink!

But every time I 'as a go 'n finds a style 'wot seems 't flow,

you 'chavvies 'wot picks out the best 'jus ain't seein' mine among the rest!

So.......I 'ave made a little plan 'n booked you all a trip,

down the local Specsavers 'cos all your eyes are s##t!!

Blimey! Ain't it obvious, the talent 'wot I 'ave?

Jus' 'cos I'm a lager lout, it don't mean I'm a chav'!

I 'ad this teacher once......on the day I went to school,

an' she towd me I cudn't spel.......Silly bloomin' fool!

I needs 't show 'er who's the boss 'n prove the 'ol bat wrong,

but sumhow' I finks bribery wud' cost a pretty song....

So 'ave a quick ganders me 'ol salamanders

'n' then you's will see that the real winner's me.

I'M number one! The sun shines from MY bum!

So i'll wait for your kisses an' their sore loser hisses....

When you tell me.......

                         I FINALLY WON!!!