" Ole...Smarty Pants !?" x

" The reason a man has a Β hole in his penis ?
It is where they keep their brains, In Venus !
Who would have thought of it, It isΒ quite genius ?
So that he can be reminded...
To be a lot more open-minded !?
It is no wonder, They are word blinded ?
Each time he looks into his shortsΒ
& he has yet another, Simple thoughtΒ
He thinks he is being open-minded
As that is what, He has been taught !?
Their idea of a fine romance !
Is both hands , Inside their pants ?
They think with it, Mistake it for their brain !?
& their I,Q is soΒ low. & their reasons so lameΒ
Thank fuck , Us women are not the same !!
Us women , Are from Β a beautiful place called Mars
We do not keep our brains, Inside our bras?
& we talk about more, Than work, money sex & cars !
Inside of us, Our cervix is just the fucking sameΒ
But, In a different place entirely to our superior brain !
So its no wonder, His thought process is also, Not the same ?
As we have a tiny hole too..& a separate brain
So we come out on top, ...Once againΒ
Because they think with it, Instead of with their brain
They think that life is just like a game ?
Rarely do they ever, Know when to refrain ?
Their attitude is, No pain no gain ?
Or keep my name out of the frame !
When they mistake their cock, For their brain
Time & time & time again !..So only have themselves to blame !
We also give birth, To children from oursΒ
Go through intense labor, For hours Β & hours !!!
& then get treated, To a bunch of fuck n flowers?
While they play with their brains for hoursΒ
That is why, Us women have super powers
While men are interested. In their ever changing towersΒ
So i can only assume, The answers lay in their balls ?
Or that is what they believe, The tool;s !!
Us women are far greater & have better rulesΒ
& do not keep, Our brains in our smalls !
Bless their cotton socks...The foolsΒ
Or play with ourselves constantly
Making ya tower big & then small ?????
Wondering why , No real women do call!
& usually totally oblivious, To any of it at all !"
Β
Tracy Timothy xx
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lol sounds like you may have a few anger issues lol
love the write girlfriend you go girl!
This writing lark is so theraputic lol ...Not any more, Ta hon x
Really funny clever and so true lol x
Ah bless you Wendy..Thanks for reading & agreeing x