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On the stationary shelf ?

On the stationary shelf ?

Mr cardboard box stuttered and a-spluttered and said he:
“I th think I’m th the nicest hollow square th that you will ever see”

Well Mr Round opened his lid and he did reply:
“Excuse me tis I who is the perfect shape that holds the English tea”

“That can’t be right, that will not do” Mr Oblong he did cry
“Aren’t I the only one who matters here Oh me oh my?”

Then out of the blue a piece of paper
 He stood up and he did yell:
“ You  all are wrong, as I am weighted”
“ It is only I will surely sell”

Well Mr Tanner from the news agents shop
He replys with glee:
“You are equally as important cause without you where would I be?”

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Larry Ran

My Dear Jill,

In the game known as "Rock, Paper, and Scissors"
Nobody always wins
You take your chances and you choose one
If you are lucky, your short reign will begin

All my love,
Larry xxx

 

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Jill Tait

Yes I used to play that n luv it many moons ago ?❤️?❤️

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