Poem - 11 April 2017, 07:02

ONCE UPON A CRICKET

Once a cricket
Hopped along
Stopped beside me
Chirped his song

He chirped and chirped
While I sat and read
So I stomped on him
And killed him dead

DISCLAIMER

Now, I'm not always
A mean old jerk
But that freaking cricket
Drove me berserk
BOEMS by JA 31

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Lorris Morris1008 years ago

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