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Once Upon A Virus!

Once Upon A Virus!

Once Upon a Virus,
Who drove humanity insane,
Causing so much chaos,
As if it was a game,
That wasn't very nice of you!
You should feel ashamed!

Must of missed the memo,
Level one was T.P wars,
The toilet paper has vanished,
Without a single trace!
Need a little clarity,
Did you declare war?
War on the booty,
​​​​​​Need to say more.

Look at the disaster,
You have truly caused,
The shelves are now empty,
Not even a crumb,
Poor Jerry now starving!
Just look what you have done!
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Just like that,
You caused it to flood,
Closing all the Schools,
Hope your having fun!
Parents become Teachers,
What an idiotic move!
Mankind is now doomed!

Jobs are shutting down,
Causing more panic,
Walls are closing in,
Marbles are all lost,
What's next?
Some ZOMBIE FUN!!

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Liliana of the ...

Great write. Well put. I hope you stay well and as happy as you can muster. 

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tara septer

Thank you  we are all trying to stay well, hope you all doing well..

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tara septer

Thank you for the read I'm glad u enjoyed it ?

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Wendy Wass

Hi Tara great poem at this awful time. Hope we all keep safe?

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tara septer

Thank you!! I know it's serious but even in our scariest times we need to still try to make it our best and have a good laugh, staying as safe as one can be? hopefully you and ur family do the same

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