One No Trump--A Good Start

In Bridge, when you open one no trump, it’s a very good starting bid;
In this case, it means getting rid of Donald Jr, for collusion with Russia he hid!
Just like his Daddy, he’s a puppet, for the Despot Vladimir Putin;
We’re starting with only this bid, but now let the real game begin!
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I’m sure the Russians will come up with a method, to thwart our final contract;
But we have our own secret system, to circumvent their hacks!
For we’re going to be very aggressive, in reaching the pertinent score;
The game ending “Three No Trump”, President thrown out of the Door!
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Since this game was played for high stakes, father and son will pay very dear;
They both will be tried for treason, in jail for the rest of their years!
We’ll name it “The U.S. Scissor Coup”, two Kings now trapped by pure finesse;
The Russian one will chalk up his losses, but for his puppets, there will be no redress!

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                                                          Abra Cadabra
                                                 The losers all disappear
                                                  Scissor Coup’s Success