Poem -

One = Single.

One = Single.

One (movie) ticket;
Who do I have in my life
to waste at a game of cricket?

One (birth) date;
Who do I have in my life 
to make another plate - for?

One (large) order;
Who do I have in my life
to be smaller?

One (washing) load;
Who do I have in my life
to hit the road - with?

Table for one;
Who do I have in my life
to go out with? 
None!

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Jason Brown

One (fantastic) poem;
Who does she have in her life
to write tomes - for?

...Well, there's all of us on Cosmofunnel!!

J ;)

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zZzleepy

Hahaha, well then stay tuned! 

<3H

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