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Oops! I didn't Make It

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Devon La Porte
Oops! I didn't Make It

My belly rumbled, I roared with laughter

Readying release of a natural disaster,

I lifted my leg to fart

Disappointed that I shart,

Karma backfires on this nasty bastard.

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Accident
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Limerick
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jullen b-bury's picturejullen b-bury10010 years ago
Dammit Dana's pictureDammit Dana10010 years ago

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