Orange Coiffure

Holy crappola
My hair's thinning out
I'm much too young
It's making me pout

It's my pride and joy
My orange coiffure
Can't imagine me bald
Would destroy my allure

I AM the President
So rugged and stylish
Though there are times
A trifle bit childish

A dapper old chappy
But with everything said
My crowning glory
Is on top of my head

It defines who I am
Without a will to carry on
If I wake up one day
Orange coiffure is gone

So take a good look
At my profile pic
The thought of me bald
Is making me sick