Our Man In Puerto Rico

Remember Ricky Martin - 'Livin' La Vida Loca,'
promoting the Latin music in South America,
actually, he was a spy for the American government,
what better cover than being in entertainment.

He could keep an eye on Cuba, report suspicious activity,
no more Russian military bases or other such mystery,
meanwhile, the woman in the song was a distraction,
living the life, living the life of La Vida Loca.

Women are usually a distraction in a spies life,
look at Mr. Bond, Pussy Galore and the future wife,
through all this 'Livin' La Vida Loca,' the Chinese came,
he could read letters on rockets, maybe the blame game.

Blaming the Americans for destabilizing the Earth,
perhaps he should return to La Vida Loca for what it was worth.