Our Molly!
I have three cats that live with me
Sweet Tilly, Gorgeous George and Evil Molly
You think I'm harsh to talk that way
but on meeting Molly, "it's true" you'll say
As a animal she's a beautiful specimenΒ
a sweet face picked from a litter back when
an innocent kitten with a pretty face
"beguiled me your honour " the true point in case!
Though soon the ball of fluff so appealing
had those who approached her 'feared and squealing'
That to stroke her and let your touch linger
would likely result in the loss of a finger
And many's the fool who thought she had mellowed
on attempting a cuddle for urgent "help!!" is soon bellowed
For she'll soon have you cornered and stuck on the spot
rooted in terror to move you dare not
Now surely she can't be a demon from Hell
that the Devil let go for his deeds to befellΒ
Though those she encounters, soon 'Evil' is on their lipsΒ
as quite quickly her claws and their legs get to grips
Though to my husband and I she's just our pet
And sometimes strained we're not beaten yet
A challenge yes but we've started and we'll end
with our fluffy furry looking 'Evil' fiendish friend!
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I use to have a cat like that...Jasmine. She liked to wait till you're all comfortable... when you drape an arm over the chair she'd stalk it...you'd get a hard nip. She'd especially get pissy if you'd mess with her tail. not right away but later when you least expect it. I miss her even though she was such a bitch lol Love the write... brings back memories of Jasmine
Yes this is a true account of my cat. We have had her 11 years and she's always been the same. The other two cats are 6 years old and so lovely. I was watching Molly and thought I'd write about her?