Poem -
P-M-S
Even though I'm just 'a man'
Lacking in comprehension
I sympathise when the wife's suffering
Her monthly pre menstrual tension!
So I try to be extra caring
Make an effort to cheer her up
Help around the house more
I even once did the washing up!
The kids don't bloody help
They can drive her round the bend
I wish I could put them in an email
Type in ‘Africa’ then send!
No matter what I say or do
I'm always in the wrong
Once a month 'I'm Satan'
She sings her, "hate you" song
She moans that 'sex is too messy'
When her cycle begins to flow
'Not a fuckin problem, I say
Instead you can give it a blow'!
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Comments
LMAO, you have such a witty way with words, I am almost taking your very humorous poetry a little bit for granted now. A great topic to write about and I know you will have all the men on this one for all the wrong reasons and all the women on this for all the right reasons. You naughty man, you should be ashamed of yourself, this affliction is NOT funny LMFAO. Again you haven't failed to make me laugh, I bow down to the King of comedy. a vote from me :)
Thanks very much Rachel, glad it gave you a laugh X:)
excellent - women get PMS men get PSB pre semen build up
Haha cheers Henry I suffer from PSB all the time lol, men get PMS also Post-Marital-Stress :)
Jason strikes again lol! nice one :)
Cheers Kylie much appreciated :)
HAHA YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH JASON X
I BET IT,S FUN IN YOUR HOUSE LOL?
Haha cheers Tracy, its like the Adams family in our house lol :)
Everyone to their own Colleen, at least you enjoyed it, thanks for reading ;)
HAHA nice write! The last line is my favorite...
Val <3
Haha mine too Val, glad you enjoyed it :)
Your entire device to discuss the family matter makes the poem extremely tasteful, dynamic and sub-judice. I love it.
Ravindra Kumar
Thanks Ravindra, much appreciated :)
Lol.So funny