Parody

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Conquering Confusion!

Conquering Confusion!

Days are gonna get better
Bad ones dont last forever
Good ones are deffo garunteed
Ive...

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Human Anatomy Tinder Bio

My brain is a three ring circus

My eyes pools of chlorine & rust

My veins polluted...

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The Inspector

The Inspector

I- Inspector T inspects the place.
N- Nook and cranny is what catches his eye.
S- Suspecting...

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The Man in the Bag

The Man in the Bag

I was sitting in a crowded room all alone
I was listening to a voice that spoke in dulcid tones...

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Just Another 25th

Just Another 25th

They say it comes... Once a year...
So why do we suffer... Three months of Xmas fear...
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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

TO: TWO PRECIOUS HARRIS LASSES WHO LIVE ON GREENTREE LANE
THIS FAST APPROACHING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY...

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It's the Most...

It's the Most Stressful Time of the Year

It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year
With the finals upon us
And professors will fuss to...

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Invisible

Invisible

I want to run,

Where am I running to?

Who am I running from?

My self?

The...

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White Guns

Dear American cops,

I'm going give you a white gun
because all the guns you have are black...

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Unique people

Every person that you meet
Is individually unique,
They are amazing in their own way
...

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A Noon in the Morning

This Morning i saw a Noon

This morning came from Intermittent sleep.
A miscast-led...

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Heartbreak

We think we have it so hard
But what do we know,
So many people suffering real woes
...

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I Was Wide Awake and They...

I Was Wide Awake and They Were Screaming

Follow that wit.
Go fly with the angels.
Settle that shit.
Let’s die slowly with a...

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I'm falling in love...

Say something I'm falling in love with you
I'll be the one watching out for you
Anytime I'll...

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The circus

greatest illusionist
best show around
Performing trickery
broken minds
walking...

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Fire

Fires lit from sparks
Scolding heat that reaches far
Burning all that starts
Flames of...

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Honey did u say something

Honey did u say something

Yapity yap yap yap
Yapity yap yap yap
As I open my beer
eat my dinner
watch TV...