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sounds like

sounds like

hello Siri my old friend
I come to talk with you
again
because the vision once...

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Wake Up Kid !

Wake Up Kid !

Wake up kid !
You are late for school !
Come on get up boy...
Your mom is screaming at...

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Untitled!!

There's no where to run, no place to Fucking hide
slow my breath
To reconnect with the eye...

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The Rose Of Chyann

The Rose Of Chyann

The Rose of Chyann is a beautiful rose
That grows in the wilderness beneath the trees,
Its...

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My Battle With The Devil!

My Battle With The Devil!

As i walked through the dead of night with no street light
I had my eyes peeled an there was not a...

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Putin Non Gmo Gluten Free...

Putin Non Gmo Gluten Free Cheese On The Ritz

Though a wimpy, tiny, and puny
(smaller than a breadbox) Ogre
whereat my portable minuscule...

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Writing is easy.

Writing is easy.

Don't look at me like that! It is!
It is really quite simple when you get down to it.

Forget...

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Public Psychology!

Public Psychology!

Unwanted thoughts sometimes enter your brain
Please stay calm and try not to go insane

i...

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My Will In Words!

My Will In Words!

One day ill be buried six feet deep
or maybe put in a furnace but please dont weep

wipe away...

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Wish I Had 100% Brain...

Wish I Had 100% Brain Capacity!

Im blessed for the comments from you poetic friends
let the rhymes commence till this world...

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The Fallacy of Human Romance

The Fallacy of Human Romance

The Fallacy of Human Romance

'She was a seductress like no other

Poised, agile, stealthy....

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In The Event Of My Final Day!

In The Event Of My Final Day!

If this was to be my final day
id find the time to hope & pray
get on my hands &...

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Laughter Hurts

Laughter Hurts

Well let's all have a fucking laugh,
let's really take the piss!
Let's start a book and set...

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Lifting The Veil!

Lifting The Veil!

I fell into a deep sleep
then starting dreaming
searching for the secret they keep
in...

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Hostage

Hostage

Coming upon a meadow
I smell the country
dirt beneath my feet

In confusion
I...

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Life in Britain!

Life in Britain!

I live in a place called britain
an island on its own, its like a prison
i hate calling it...

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Gods Binding His Time!

Gods Binding His Time!

God i know you have faith in me
an i know when i die youll save me
Lifes become hard here on...