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Paying it forward with credit cards

Paying it forward with credit cards

I'd mess up a wet dream with a bucket of water.

Ruin the beach using sand.

Block out the sun, call me s p f.

Changing up all of your plans.

I've animated all of my nightmares.

Removed the stitches from seeds.

Took the x out of sex, now you se.

Just some of the things that are troubling me.

I've connected the dots, now they're dashes.

I'd give ya my heart, but you have it.

Taking ones time, such oppulent waste.

Back of the line making sure that we're late.

A reasonable price is more than twice what I paid for it last week!

I know you think I'm full of it.

But IT is what we need!

And if you happen to find it -

Send some back my way, please.

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