It's Downhill From Here!

When I was younger and I thought of old age
Thought we all became senile at this elderly stage

It appears I was wrong, I can still go potty
And able to dress this tired old body

Try as I might, I don't see very well
And my wobbly old legs are as shaky as hell

Sometimes my words come out like a squeak
Other times I whistle when trying to speak

Have a secret my young whipper snappers
It's as good as it gets except for my bladder

It seems to be constantly wanting attention
I don't have a problem with pee-pee retention

So now that I've told you what to expect
I must tell you all it's as good as it gets

Enjoy your youth cause it's downhill from here
You'll soon be old and decrepit I fear