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PENSIONERS OLYMPICS

PENSIONERS OLYMPICS

The pensioners Olympics starts at 11.00 each dayΒ 
As they try to arrive at the supermarket without any delayΒ 
Mabel arrives first followed by JuneΒ 
I also know that Emily will be arriving soonΒ 

The supermarket to these pensioners is an obstacle courseΒ 
Don't forget the milk and must not forget the sauceΒ 
It must be a great life being an O.A.PΒ 
Where gold medals are awarded in the form of cups of teaΒ 

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