Perfect to a T
She was different to the others
perfect to a T
wanted her so badly
wanted her for me.
The Devil smiled
and gave me a wink
he will grant me
all the fantasies I think
She is beautiful
what do you reckon
just look at her
smile, and with your hand beckon.
I can't believe it
she is walking this way
I look to the devil
"now what do I say"
"I will help you my lad
to climb out of that hole,
all you need do
is sell me your soul"
I need her so badly
I need to make love
dont care how I get her
never will I need heaven above.
I hold her sweet figure
closer to me
make love to her body
and wet her with glee.
She looked at me and smiled, andย with my penis in her hand
she laughed even louder when she ripped it apart
and said "you pathetic moron, you're noย longer a man"
Rolling with laughter
the Devil and his wife
saw me as their plaything
as they ended my life.
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damn that must have hurt! awesome darkness!
Hey Darkly, thank God it's not an autobiography :-) :-) xox
thank you for your great comment xox :-)
Hi ย Bee Awesome write ย A devilishly delightful taleย
you tell :-) Great imagery and phrasingย
I ย enjoyedย
Best wishes Debsย
thanks Debs, just getting into the Halloween thing.
thank you for taking the time to read this one, nice comment too :-)
Ok...I've commented on this twice now...... and itย keeps disappearing on me......I cringed at the whole "Penis destruction" thing....... but the write was fun stuff my friend!!....... always a pleasure BEE man!!........ miss you.......:LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......T xo.ย ?
Hello Bee...
KIDS PLEASE DON'T READ MY COMMENT...
I have read this a couple of times trying to figure out something...
Maybe you could help me out?
Is there a penisย bank like a spermย bank?
Umm...
I wondered where transgenders get them from...
I am glad I am female...
That's my storyย and I'm sticking to it...
LOL!
Great spooky write!ย
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsongย
Hahahahahaha Sparrow, you're a very funny little bird, I love your comment. No, there is no penis bank, a chewed off penis is treated like a trophy, they are hung up in the devil's games room in mrs devils corner.ย For all the kiddies reading this, uncle Bee is just kidding. Thank you Sparrow for always putting a smile on my face xox :-)
ah yes, the devil came to town, granted a wish and then left again with his payment. Thanks for your comment my brother man, a bit of fun for this time of the year :-)"
Hello Bee...
So chewed up is just unreplacable?
That's a real shame...
You know it?
Keep it together boys...
You only get one in a lifetime...
Thank you for the info Bee...
Hugs and Smiles!ย
sparrowsongย
No worries Sparrow, yep,ย only one in a life time so it's probably a better idea not to seek the devils help.
hugs and smiles back xox :-)
Hard hitting appraisal of what "dancing with the devil" can lead to. Informative write !! ย :)
Outstanding appreciation of what making a pact with evil culminates in !!
Wishing you the very best as always. ย :)
Thank you Richard for your always supportive comments, yes, can be painful hanging out with the devil.