Peter piddles puddles 🤣

Peter the pied piper piddled on the path
Said peter’s partner Paula “Are you having’ a laugh!!”
“You’ve dribbled down your trousers your not getting’ in my gaff”
“Toodle off back to your house and have yourself a bath!!!”
Said Peter to his partner “It’s the tablets that i’m taking”
“I am piddling’ all night long and its no better when I am waking”
“That wee drab must have dribbled down when I was shaking”
But he was digging himself into a bigger hole with all the excuses that he was making
“Huh” Paula said “So you shake it galore!!”
“I was blaming the poor Dog seeing puddles on the floor”
“Well Peter Piper I am not cleaning up after you anymore”
“That’s it we are finished as she shows him the front door” :)
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Good night Jill
Good night Greg 🌹💕🌹
❤️❤️🌹
🤣💕🤣
Jill a superb beat and flow and a terrific sense of fun lovingly expressed and a fun poem may look simple to write but is never the case and can be demanding to keep it balanced and above all never lose sight to keep it fun, fun ,fun.🤣
And fun it is without being too lewd and thanks for the laughs and much needed my poetic friend and well done for pulling this tricky balancing act off.
Stay poetry frosty and always remain poetry enriched!❤️
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Teeheee 🤣🤣🤣❤️🌹❤️I am wacky lol xx