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Pigging’ Out!!! 🤣

Pigging’ Out!!! 🤣

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night

My tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of course I couldn’t get any shut-eye coz I had a pain of the worst.. 

Mind you we had a brilliant meal, some of my family and me

But I hate how eating too much food makes me feel, I’ve been sat stuck on the loo hot and clammily!

Well that will be a lesson to myself, not to stuff my face again, I’ll leave the Christmas pudding on the shelf, It’s not worth the stomache pain..

How on earth does some people do it, they are like a dusty bin, yet though they have a never endless pit, they look so fit and thin..

Huh I am so envious, my digestive system isn’t very good, and tho this is so obvious, I always stuff in too much food!! 

I will never learn my lesson stop piggin’ out like a hog, coz everytime I do it.. I end up stuck on the bog!!

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Greg Etsell

wow atfer eatting a big lunch
you had big dinner to 
great poem 

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Jill Tait

Noo purely fabrication lol ❤️💕❤️

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