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" Pig...Sic !"

" Pig...Sic !"

" I skipped up my path, Doing a little jig!
& was so insulted, When someone shouted
At me ,Oi ya " Bloody ugly pig !"
Just as i was having a crafty cig
& it would be the day that 
I did not wear my wig
I replied.Who the fuck are you,To have a dig?
& how dare you say, Im also pigging big !
So i am now applying some nice bright lipstick
That should do  the bloody trick !?
Now i am beautiful, I will show the prick!
It will be his loss, That we did not click!
& these here lips, He would long to lick 
If he saw me now, He,d be well pig sic!"
 

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Richard Waters

This shows what a unique talent you are !

HUG !  X

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Tracy Timothy

Wowzer..Thank you so much, Had to lighten the mood lol....Big hug back to ya Richard
& i loved the pic haha

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! ~ TRACY!!.....you crack me up........I haven't been around a lot lately.......gonna have to catch up on some of your stuff.......you always make me smile......thanx for this sweety!!.........smiles.....T xo

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Tracy Timothy

Hi Tony... I havent been on here for ages as you may have noticed. Had a lot on my plate !

Glad you enjoyed my poem mate, Can still find a bit of humor in the low times xxxx

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sparrowsong

Hello Mum...

This is Great!

Thanks for the smiles...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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Tracy Timothy

Thank you so much my little beautiful sparrow xx

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Valerie Lynn

Thank you for the much needed smile!! Lots of love!!

Val ?

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Tracy Timothy

Your very welcome Val...Glad it made ya smile honey x

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