piss

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hydrate
eat dark chocolate
drink green tea
have sex
ditch drugs and alcohol
don’t talk to anyone
get more groceries
don’t check your phone
don’t think about it much at all

log off

stand up

look in the mirror

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how to prevent killing brain cells