Poem -

Piss Test Passing

piss test passing

I'm not harassing

You don't want to mess with me

Got a new job set up

damn, forgot about that blunt

that I toked yesterday

bout a quarter of three

now you gotta watch me pee

Took a trip to the herb store

didn't know my friends mom was at the core

at the counter, do I sound her

about my fade, what to take

said I was trying to lose weight

I try another day

But I can't wait

how bout cranberry juice

that ought to cut it loose

but a gallon later I was still hot

so gonna ask a friend for their crop

but I toked with them so that's a not

I'm going to have to ask little brother

give him some love i'm gonna smouther

not a good example

but I got to take the gamble

of the sample, i'm amble

Piss test passing

I won't be crashing

but landing, that job

working for the snob

but I don't care

its goals to get me there

when I pull that relief

I get the job to my demise

would you like to supersize?

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