Plastic plates and pink custard!

Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw,
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
It's the end of the world,
The dog's ate my homework,
What shall I say to the teacher,
As she stares like the grim reaper!
"Mr Stubbs where's your English? No more jokes!"
"Sorry miss, Pepsi got hungry, so instead it was jumpers for goal posts!"
Dinner time came, I sat next to this girl,
Again, for me, it's the end of the world!
I didn't know how to speak, I was all red and flustered,
All I remember of this time was plastic plates and Pink custard!
I stared out the window, I was easily distracted,
Waiting for school to end so I could enjoy football practice,
I look back on my junior days with fond memories,
I can almost taste the milk in glass bottles,
I can almost feel running home full throttle,
Wanting to catch my favourite T.V. show different strokes,
Before my big brother came home and stole the remote!
Sack of tatties and a dozen eggs
Beans in the supermarket cost 7 pence
We were quite poor, my dad stocked them up,
But it was happy smiles and food in the cupboard,
At least we didn't have plastic trays and pink custard!
We had our chores, hoovering and washing the dishes,
It was no playing out, until them were done and homework was finished,
We played football until it got dark and the streetlights came on,
Then we heard that yelling sound, come on, get yourselves in!
Again, it's the end of the world
Again, we would never learn
Again,
Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw!
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
As I know at dinner time, I'm going to get all flustered,
Sitting opposite to Jane with plastic plates and Pink custard!