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Plastic Population

Plastic asses,plastic tits 
Lipo on the wobbly bits,fillers injected into the mouth 
Just to get the perfect pout...

Botoxs shot into the crinkles 
To iron out those nasty wrinkles 
Teeth are whitened,
eyes are lifted 
So that the bags,
 underneath are shifted....

Double chins and boobs at half mast, 
Can now be fixed,
they're a thing of the past... 
In go the cheekbones,
The ears are pinned back
Why not do the nose may as well for the crack...

If it makes you happy 
Then do what's good for you,
I'm not passing judgement 
It's just my point of view.

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Christopher Correia

this is a very clever slice of reality, and most of all it made me laugh, thank you for that...Pollyputthekettleon :D

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Mizzy ......

Really enjoyed the read Pauline.....

Great rhythm & rhyme !

Well done.....Mick.

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Pauline Byrne

Thanks very much Mick,really appreciate your kind words. 

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