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Poor old Santa Claus ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ

Poor old Santa Claus ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ

Letโ€™s spare a thought for Santa Claus this Christmas eve, how on earth is he going to manage? He out of everyone will find this pandemic a disadvantage..Poor Santa with his load upon his sleigh will have to deliver all his Christmas presents in another way..

Well it wonโ€™t be safe for him and not a good idea to drop down all those chimneys and enter peopleโ€™s homes I fear..Even if he wears a facemask when he puts his presents under the trees, we donโ€™t want old Santa Claus to pickup this disease..He must be thinking to himself right now, โ€œHo ho ho no way, how am I going to deliver my presents for Christmas day? Honestly though isnโ€™t it awful hasnโ€™t that old man got troubles enough, God only knows how he will be able to collect all of his stuff...

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Jill Tait

Teehee I was just sat thinking about him coz with shops shuttng on thursday how are we gonna get stuff pml ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ

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Marion

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ only you!!! Christ you gave me a good old belly laugh...๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Only you could be worrying about santa catching the virus...lol..lol...and wearing a mask!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You are such a nutter!! But you are right to worry about the important things Jill ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
pinned for its genius!! ๐Ÿ’– I mean if it wasn't dangerous enough flying through the sky on ancient reindeers and walking about on slippery roofs and falling down chimneys risking being burnt to death...and now the virus!!!
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jill Tait

Pml hell ay poor old bugger eh who would wanna b him ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜žโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ

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Greg Etsell

wonderful poemย 
i know what willย 
we do about christmasย 
its sad this yearย 

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Marion

Don't worry Greg...santa will still come...singing happy birthday if boris has got anything to do with it ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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Jill Tait

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

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Jill Tait

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ

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Jill Tait

Awww I know its awful ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’™

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Being Me

Well, even if he does get brave enough to venture down the chimneys he certainly won't be kissing anyone's mum underneath the mistletoe that's for sure! Come to think of it, no one will be kissing anyone under there... except of course couples who live together.

Fab, fun write, Jill x

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