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Pretty Pink Bunny Suit

Pretty Pink Bunny Suit

You're the sweetest little duffer
In your pretty pink bunny suit
Guess Aunt Bea still loves you a lot
Still thinks you're oh so cute!

She really doesn't realize
How many years have passed
You're not a little kiddie any more
You're growing up real fast

Don't have the heart to tell her
Such a kind gentle soul
At Christmas every single year
You play this bunny role

You make her oh so happy
To see you hopping around
Just like many years ago
You've always played the clown

Well another year is in the books
Maybe now she'll see you grew
You're no longer her little nephew
You're almost thirty-two!

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!......thanx for the smiles this morning Captain JACK!!....... still smiling over here brother!!.....ALL STARS!!......LOVE your stuff my friend!!.......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo ?✴??

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Jack Ellison

Fun eh!!! Stuff from the past... the world has changed and not for the better! Anyhow, had fun reminiscing about the way it used to be! LOL How are you, Mr.Tony my friend... thanks for dropping by! Love and rockets... Happy Jack XOX

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Rose Sho

This made me smile Jack..Tell Aunt Bea that her nephew is all grown up now he is now thirty-two...lol...Thanks for sharing Happy Jack

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Jack Ellison

I'll be sure to tell her but her memory isn't very good anymore!!! LOL Happy you enjoyed it dear Rose!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

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Terry Kay

Happy Jack,  This reminds me of A Christmas Story..did you see that movie.  My kids and I watched it every Christmas.  You make me smile...Love. Terry Kay

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Jack Ellison

Hello Miss Sweetness!!! Yes, I saw it... happy that it reminded you of that movie! You make me smile also dear Terry! I so love you... my cup runneth over! Please contact again even if poetry is crap... just so we can talk!!! ??? Loads of love, Happy Jack!

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Terry Kay

I would be more than happy to say hi when I am on Cosmo.  You give me a little piece of joy with every encounter.  Their should be no more of you left ....Happy Jack....Bunches of love to you....Love, Terry Kay

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Jack Ellison

Okay, now you've done it, my sweetie pie... I'm ass over tea kettle in total with love and devotion!!! ???? BTW got tons more of that joy and happy stuff left but reserved for you! Have a yummy Sunday kissy kissy! Love, Happy Jack ?

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Terry Kay

Happy Jack.  Now you be a good boy on Sunday!  Lots of love to you!  Terry Kay

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Jack Ellison

This is about as behaved as I get!!! ? I have a right to be naughty... it's in my contract! ??? Happy Jack sends whopper smackers!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX

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Terry Kay

Sometimes you got to let your hair down and shake it!  I understand from a girl's perspective...??? .Love, Terry Kay

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Jack Ellison

I let my hair down, I scrambled my omelet, I tweeted my canary... oops sorry Miss Terry!!! ??? Thank you for those mushy smackers! Love, Happy Jack!

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