Primates
Mom and Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite food
When it comes to stuff this guy eats a lot
For bananas I'm forever in the mood
Whenever I pass a tree with a bunch of vines
Something deep down inside
Urges me to climb up and beat my chest
Some primordial force to abide
Bananas for breakfast, for lunch and dinner
With mounds of yummy whipped cream
Oh heavenly joy! There ain't nuttin' finer
They're the object of all my dreams
Okay, I'll try to get back to reality now
But each time I hear an old squeeze box
Get all excited and really feel like performing
It invades my innermost thoughts
Sitting here typing while peeling a banana
Is there help for someone like me
Cause my skin's definitely got a yellow tinge
Often hang from our backyard tree!
Mom and Dad must have been primates
Other signs are too numerous to tell
Obsessed by scratching my armpits raw
And picking my honker as well!
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Hi Jack Ha ha This is great
so funny, I am allergic to banana`s
and can`t eat them, but i love them :(
Thank you for the smiles
my friend love and hugs Debs xx
That is sad... what kind of reaction does it cause? Must say you're the first person I've known with this allergy! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
Jack it makes me so mad as a child i ate bananas all the time
my favorite was banana sandwiches and also bananas and custard
They are so good for you too having a natural steroid that gives you energy
Then in my twenties i found i would come out in a rash similar to
a nettle rash all over every time i ate them and cramp pains in my stomach
so i stopped eating them. love Debs xx
That is soooooo sad! A day without a banana is like a day without sunshine! Sorry to hear that... love and hugs, Captain Canada! LOL xxx