Primates

Mom and Dad must have been primates

Coz bananas are my favourite food

When it comes to stuff Jacko eats a lot of

For bananas I'm always in the mood

Whenever I pass a tree with vines

Something deep down inside

Urges me to climb up and beat my chest

Some primordial force to abide

Bananas for breakfast, for lunch and dinner

With mounds of yummy whipped cream

Oh heavenly joy! There ain't nuttin' finer

They're the object of all my dreams

Okay, I'll try to get back to reality now

But each time I hear an old squeeze box

Get all excited and really feel like performing

It invades my innermost thoughts

Sitting here typing while peeling a banana

Is there help for someone like me

My skin has definitely got a yellow tinge

Often hang from our backyard tree!

Mom and Dad must have been primates

Other signs are too numerous to tell

Obsessed by scratching my armpits raw

And picking my honker as well!